Wednesday, August 30, 2006
revenge
I have a beef with you, America. It is that you make people wake up at ungodly hours, to the jarring, unnatural sounds of an alarm clock, just to get by. Screw that! You probably weren't expecting someone to STRIKE BACK, but that's exactly what I'm doing. For the next two paragraphs, I'm going to let YOU know how it feels, America. Please read this in the middle of the night:
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GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK Okay, I've reconsidered. I guess America isn't the only place that makes you wake up early or do other things you don't want to do. Maybe I just have a beef with human existence, except now my anger is so unfocused that it has dissolved like so much career ambition in the face of America's unforgiving corporate landscape and now I'm angry again, all in the same sentence. Thanks a lot, America.
I have a beef with you, America. It is that you make people wake up at ungodly hours, to the jarring, unnatural sounds of an alarm clock, just to get by. Screw that! You probably weren't expecting someone to STRIKE BACK, but that's exactly what I'm doing. For the next two paragraphs, I'm going to let YOU know how it feels, America. Please read this in the middle of the night:
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GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK Okay, I've reconsidered. I guess America isn't the only place that makes you wake up early or do other things you don't want to do. Maybe I just have a beef with human existence, except now my anger is so unfocused that it has dissolved like so much career ambition in the face of America's unforgiving corporate landscape and now I'm angry again, all in the same sentence. Thanks a lot, America.
