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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

war of the words, part one

It's that time again.

What time?

Good question, Signor Italics. Time to bring back Signor Italics! We haven't had a chat with him in a while.

Maybe you haven't. I have.

Oh, thanks for illustrating a point I was going to bring up. Doesn't it look funny when you're writing in italics and you want to emphasize something, so you have to use regular typeface?

Jerk. How would you like it if I called you funny-looking?

Go ahead. That's what we're all about here at "Freak Up Your [interval]."

I thought you were all about never writing anything, ever.

Well, we've always been all about having more than one thing that we're all about. And I guess that includes being all about sarcastic typefaces.

Watch who you're calling typeface, ass- BUTT-face.

Whoa, it's Officer Strike-Thru! Officer Strike-Thru won't let anybody have any fun IS SUCH A WAY COOL GUY. Everybody look out REJOICE.

Good morning, Officer. You look striking today. Striking thru and thru.

So I guess Officer Strike-Thru isn't into the bad words?

You're damn QUITE right he's not.

Man, what an UPSTANDING CITIZEN.

Yeah, I wish he'd get A MEDAL OR SOMETHING ALREADY.

Wait, he's not even striking thru our words anymore! He's just del-IGHTFUL!

This is getting ridiculousLY AWESOME.

That's it. I'm getting out of WAYS TO COMPLIMENT OFFICER STRIKE-THRU.

Help! Run for MAYOR, OFFICER STRIKE-THRU! EVERYBODY WOULD VOTE FOR YOU!



GUYS, WHERE DID YOU GO?

WELL, FORGET THEM. I AM THE BEST. NO ONE WILL EVER GUESS THAT OFFICER STRIKE-THRU IS JUST THE MAGNIFICENT MR. ALL-CAPS IN DISGUISE.

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