Monday, January 02, 2006
Old Slang Time
"Carpetbagger." That was a good one. We should bring that one back. It could be more literal this time, like someone who goes around bagging up carpet. Some guy would come into my room and start pulling up the carpet and stuffing it in a bag, and I'd be like "Avast ye, carpetbagger!" And then he'd avast, and it would be a merry old time.
Happy new year, everybody. I wish I could wish everybody their own individual new year, but I guess we all have to share the same year. I suppose it's probably less confusing than having the years 2006-circa6000002006 occur simultaneously. So happy conglomerate new year, everybody.
"Carpetbagger." That was a good one. We should bring that one back. It could be more literal this time, like someone who goes around bagging up carpet. Some guy would come into my room and start pulling up the carpet and stuffing it in a bag, and I'd be like "Avast ye, carpetbagger!" And then he'd avast, and it would be a merry old time.
Happy new year, everybody. I wish I could wish everybody their own individual new year, but I guess we all have to share the same year. I suppose it's probably less confusing than having the years 2006-circa6000002006 occur simultaneously. So happy conglomerate new year, everybody.
