Thursday, August 25, 2005
a post
I think I may have just made a breakthrough discovery about why mathemeticians die so young. You see, they add up numbers all day, right? And every time you add up some numbers, you get a total. And Total has 100% of your daily value of 11 vitamins and minerals. So let's say you add up some numbers on five separate occasions during the course of one day. That's 500% of your daily value, so it's as though you've lived five whole days in that one 24-hour period. And most mathemeticians do lots more adding than that in a day. I'd figure out exactly how much adding, but I don't want to die.
I think I may have just made a breakthrough discovery about why mathemeticians die so young. You see, they add up numbers all day, right? And every time you add up some numbers, you get a total. And Total has 100% of your daily value of 11 vitamins and minerals. So let's say you add up some numbers on five separate occasions during the course of one day. That's 500% of your daily value, so it's as though you've lived five whole days in that one 24-hour period. And most mathemeticians do lots more adding than that in a day. I'd figure out exactly how much adding, but I don't want to die.
