Wednesday, April 21, 2004
A square is never sideways
I think the expression "I don't trust him any farther than I can throw him" has worn out its welcome. We need a new one, and i propose this gem right here: "I don't trust him any deeper than I can sink his feet into the ground with a single stroke of a croquet mallet upon the head, or perhaps a double stroke depending on the hardness of the soil." Yes. That's a good one.
I think the expression "I don't trust him any farther than I can throw him" has worn out its welcome. We need a new one, and i propose this gem right here: "I don't trust him any deeper than I can sink his feet into the ground with a single stroke of a croquet mallet upon the head, or perhaps a double stroke depending on the hardness of the soil." Yes. That's a good one.
