Monday, March 29, 2004
Titles about titles
I wish my last name was Darling. That way, i could join the army and all the snarly, hypermasculine officers would have to call me "Private Darling." Imagine all the fun times we'd have. "Drop and give me twenty, Darling!" "Darling, you're a disgrace to the uniform!" "Get your scumbag face out of my sight before I break your skull, Darling!" Hee hee... i'd sabotage the effectiveness of the entire military system.
If my last name was Dumas, on the other hand...
I wish my last name was Darling. That way, i could join the army and all the snarly, hypermasculine officers would have to call me "Private Darling." Imagine all the fun times we'd have. "Drop and give me twenty, Darling!" "Darling, you're a disgrace to the uniform!" "Get your scumbag face out of my sight before I break your skull, Darling!" Hee hee... i'd sabotage the effectiveness of the entire military system.
If my last name was Dumas, on the other hand...
