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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

When I told you I was king of the galaxy and could shoot sparks from my nose, I was just making up stories to impress you. I hope we can still be friends.

The only reason we haven't started extracting the "f" from the nation's foil supply to make our own oil is that there's no safe place to dispose of all the "f"s.

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