To supplement your developping kleptomania, i say
When life gives you lemons, take lemonade.
A bird in the pocket is worth two on the display rack.
The grass is always greener when you steal it.
;)
(my apologies, i don't have time for a real post today. tomorrow will be extra freaked up. or not.)
# manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 10:22 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim.