Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Book of Lactosians, Chapter Four
And on that day, the Lord did take all of the milk He had created, and gathered it before Him in a great holding tank that stretched to the ends of the earth.
And out of that tank, He set apart two tenths of a tenth of all of the milk that had been created.
And He spake with a great voice, saying, "Lo, this milk shall henceforth be cursed, and its flavor made wretched unto the tastebuds of man, for it has been found wicked in My sight." And the Lord saw that it was extremely nasty.
And from that day, the cursed two percent of the Lord's milk was called 2% milk, for the Lord did set it apart from the other 98 percent and cause it to be cursed.
And the men of the earth despised this milk, and drank it not, for it was bitter unto them.
Friends, it is time we rose up against this evil milk and smote it from our presence. Seriously. I don't see how people can drink that stuff.
And on that day, the Lord did take all of the milk He had created, and gathered it before Him in a great holding tank that stretched to the ends of the earth.
And out of that tank, He set apart two tenths of a tenth of all of the milk that had been created.
And He spake with a great voice, saying, "Lo, this milk shall henceforth be cursed, and its flavor made wretched unto the tastebuds of man, for it has been found wicked in My sight." And the Lord saw that it was extremely nasty.
And from that day, the cursed two percent of the Lord's milk was called 2% milk, for the Lord did set it apart from the other 98 percent and cause it to be cursed.
And the men of the earth despised this milk, and drank it not, for it was bitter unto them.
Friends, it is time we rose up against this evil milk and smote it from our presence. Seriously. I don't see how people can drink that stuff.
