Saturday, October 11, 2003
a post without a title? can you DO that?
Oh, i see. You think bensaki don't gots what it takes to freak up more than one consecutive day? That he needs to take an entire day off between posts? That he looks like a girl? Well, i've got news for you: the Tetris Club Council elections just took place, and incumbent treasurer Hubert Ferguson was surprisingly defeated by newcomer Hubert "Not Hubert Ferguson" Perguson. Drastic changes are expected this year in the Tetris Club Council treasury, most notably an increased budget for TGALP, a top-secret research project that no one can decipher the acronym for, although it has been tentatively nicknamed "The Getting A Life Project" by rival organization The Anti-Tetris Club Club, which spends most of its meetings tossing darts at large posters of brightly colored squares. But i was talking about something before this, i think... Well, whatever.
I know this thought has been hibernating in the back of your mind for a while now, that you've been thinking to yourself, while somewhat embarrased, "Gee...*nervous giggle* i wonder when bensaki's going to give us some hot fashion tips! tee hee..." Well, wonder no more, for the day has come! Though it has been quite a while getting here. At first, i just stole some fashion tips from a senior citizen who had gotten them at discount from a local supper club, but it was only when i was fourteen city blocks away that i realized they were sirloin tips. So that alone set me back several minutes in my search. For a while, i was considering cutting the tips off some pencils and giving you those to see if you'd notice, but i decided no, saki don't play that game. I'm here to give you FASHION tips, or NO TIPS AT ALL. Take off your newpaper hat and write these down: (like, on the hat, i mean)
-Ties are back in style. Wear them in your hair, around your neck, as a belt, or as a playful, fun tourniquet.
-Hair is back in style. Grow some. (On your head.)
-Shoes are back in style. But don't let this discourage you from trying the great new sport of barefoot asphalt skiing.
-Hats are back in style. Great as an alternative to washing your hair.
-Rayon: It's not just the last five letters of "crayon" anymore.
-When in doubt, just buy an ultra-expensive marble statue of a person about your size, then try out possible outfits on it. Renaissance mannequinism is back in style.
That's all for today, kids. Wear your fashions with freakish flair, and you can't go wrong.
Oh, i see. You think bensaki don't gots what it takes to freak up more than one consecutive day? That he needs to take an entire day off between posts? That he looks like a girl? Well, i've got news for you: the Tetris Club Council elections just took place, and incumbent treasurer Hubert Ferguson was surprisingly defeated by newcomer Hubert "Not Hubert Ferguson" Perguson. Drastic changes are expected this year in the Tetris Club Council treasury, most notably an increased budget for TGALP, a top-secret research project that no one can decipher the acronym for, although it has been tentatively nicknamed "The Getting A Life Project" by rival organization The Anti-Tetris Club Club, which spends most of its meetings tossing darts at large posters of brightly colored squares. But i was talking about something before this, i think... Well, whatever.
I know this thought has been hibernating in the back of your mind for a while now, that you've been thinking to yourself, while somewhat embarrased, "Gee...*nervous giggle* i wonder when bensaki's going to give us some hot fashion tips! tee hee..." Well, wonder no more, for the day has come! Though it has been quite a while getting here. At first, i just stole some fashion tips from a senior citizen who had gotten them at discount from a local supper club, but it was only when i was fourteen city blocks away that i realized they were sirloin tips. So that alone set me back several minutes in my search. For a while, i was considering cutting the tips off some pencils and giving you those to see if you'd notice, but i decided no, saki don't play that game. I'm here to give you FASHION tips, or NO TIPS AT ALL. Take off your newpaper hat and write these down: (like, on the hat, i mean)
-Ties are back in style. Wear them in your hair, around your neck, as a belt, or as a playful, fun tourniquet.
-Hair is back in style. Grow some. (On your head.)
-Shoes are back in style. But don't let this discourage you from trying the great new sport of barefoot asphalt skiing.
-Hats are back in style. Great as an alternative to washing your hair.
-Rayon: It's not just the last five letters of "crayon" anymore.
-When in doubt, just buy an ultra-expensive marble statue of a person about your size, then try out possible outfits on it. Renaissance mannequinism is back in style.
That's all for today, kids. Wear your fashions with freakish flair, and you can't go wrong.
