Thursday, October 23, 2003
Everything i say is like a simile. So maybe valley girls like, talk in similes. If "catastrophe" rhymes with "dance with me," then i can rhyme with "sing with me." Everything i say is like a simile.
Hot dang. If i knew how to conduct a survey right on this here site, i'd do it. It would rule. I could ask people for suggestions about posts and get all sorts of ideas and never have to think of anything myself ever again. Oh baby. Maybe someday i'll procure the vicious skillz to do such a thing. Until then i'll just look at whatever is on my desk at the moment (hmm... a glue stick) and cook up a post about that.
Okay, so one day a glue stick was walking down the street or something, when all of a sudden some girl walked up to a glue stick, or maybe a guy, whatever. She said some stuff. A glue stick didn't respond, but rather began to munchify a grilled cheese sandwich or something. There was anger in a glue stick's eyes, and something. Some more stuff happened. All of a sudden, there was like a toad or something someplace near to wherever they were. A glue stick didn't know what to make of this new occurrence, but to his dismay, the world exploded, or something. Aliens abducted a glue stick, or else they didn't. I'm pretty sure there was some upholstery involved somewhere in here. And then there was some conclusion involving some faux fur and milkshakes, or something. I don't know, you guys have imaginations. Use them.
So now, i guess, is the time for that survey; it will be very low-tech. Copy the following, paste it into the guestbook under "comments," and add your opinion.
SURVEY NUMBER $: COOLEST SURVEY EVER
saki's story, it was good?
it was not good?
why?
WHY??!??
i can have a nickel, yes?
Hot dang. If i knew how to conduct a survey right on this here site, i'd do it. It would rule. I could ask people for suggestions about posts and get all sorts of ideas and never have to think of anything myself ever again. Oh baby. Maybe someday i'll procure the vicious skillz to do such a thing. Until then i'll just look at whatever is on my desk at the moment (hmm... a glue stick) and cook up a post about that.
Okay, so one day a glue stick was walking down the street or something, when all of a sudden some girl walked up to a glue stick, or maybe a guy, whatever. She said some stuff. A glue stick didn't respond, but rather began to munchify a grilled cheese sandwich or something. There was anger in a glue stick's eyes, and something. Some more stuff happened. All of a sudden, there was like a toad or something someplace near to wherever they were. A glue stick didn't know what to make of this new occurrence, but to his dismay, the world exploded, or something. Aliens abducted a glue stick, or else they didn't. I'm pretty sure there was some upholstery involved somewhere in here. And then there was some conclusion involving some faux fur and milkshakes, or something. I don't know, you guys have imaginations. Use them.
So now, i guess, is the time for that survey; it will be very low-tech. Copy the following, paste it into the guestbook under "comments," and add your opinion.
SURVEY NUMBER $: COOLEST SURVEY EVER
saki's story, it was good?
it was not good?
why?
WHY??!??
i can have a nickel, yes?
