freak up your day

If ducklings are baby ducks, then dumplings are...

are you mad? that's the topic of today's glorious post. yes, today i have a glorious post. congratulations on your patience for waiting an entire day for gloriousness. gloriosity. glory. whatever. i am now making up a quiz that will help you determine whether you are angrier than you should be.

question one.
in the last eleven thousand days, have you written any hate mail?
a)no
b)yes.
c)i'm not that old. at least, i think i'm not that old. let me get a calculator.

question two.
no. you do not have time to get a calculator. come back here now.
a)ok, i'll come back.
b)no! i'm getting a calculator, and there's nothing you can do about it!
c)this 'question two' was totally not a question. i'm on to you.

question three.
ok, so question two wasn't a question. what are you gonna do about it?
a)nothing! that's fine, man, it's your quiz, i mean, whatever.
b)i'll tell you what i'm gonna do about it! in my next response!
c)when are we going to get back to real questions?

question four.
right now. in the last eleven thousand days, have you written anything that rhymes with 'crate mail'?
a)no
b)yes
c)i think i can see where this is going, so... can we just end it already?

i suppose. now for the scoring. give yourself one point for every 'a' response, two points for every 'b' response, and half a dumpling for every 'c' response. the points are good toward a trade-in on tomorrow's post. and the half-a-dumplings are excellent in soup. especially half a soup. mmmmmm. half a soup.

(credits to the kids of johnny okay for today's title)