Thursday, September 18, 2003
Angry Crab Befriender?
so me and dave had this insult-a-thon on instant messenger last night. i saved the conversation in a text document because it was so amusing, but for whatever reason part of the conversation didn't get copied and i lost some really ingenious names that i came up with (Japanese-little-kid-cartoon enjoyer) and some substandard, immature insults dave threw back which all involved the word 'poo.' but for your enjoyment and general freakage, i will here transmit a preserved portion of the conversation. (i'm saki59, dave is CheesyGuy15.)
Cheesy Guy 15: dumbhead
saki59: carpetbagger
saki59: inadequate-elbows
Cheesy Guy 15: insignificant compared to a carpetbagger and also smells like pooer
saki59: Slinky ingester
Cheesy Guy 15: barf for hair nose disector
saki59: finger dipper in gravy and lick off-er
Cheesy Guy 15: dude, thats not an insult
saki59: it is when it's insect brain gravy
Cheesy Guy 15: your the epitomy of being a unskilled carpet shampooer and greaser of engines
saki59: you can't spell epitome
Cheesy Guy 15: no, its a word that you haven't heard of
Cheesy Guy 15: give me a second and i'll get you the definition
saki59: don't think so, emptier of garbage cans for a living
Cheesy Guy 15: epitomy:noun. a 2nd class citizen who sniffs the elderly'
Cheesy Guy 15: oops
Cheesy Guy 15: i'm still finishing
saki59: i bet
saki59: floss reuser
Cheesy Guy 15: 's farts and is much worse at insulting than something. e.g. "your the epitomy of being an unskilled carpet shampooer and greaser of engines"
saki59: collector of possum spleens and young girl's doll clothing
Cheesy Guy 15: see how it fits you perfectly?
saki59: pretentious theatre attender
Cheesy Guy 15: oh
Cheesy Guy 15: yeah??!?!
Cheesy Guy 15: your nothing but a poop!
at this point, i had to leave, so the festivities were sadly ended. they went on for quite some time before this as well, but the good ones (as i said before) were lost. however, if any of you should feel you can trade punches in a more worthy manner, feel free to IM me sometime and give it a go. that includes you, dave, you giant squid-headed armpit hair stylist.
so me and dave had this insult-a-thon on instant messenger last night. i saved the conversation in a text document because it was so amusing, but for whatever reason part of the conversation didn't get copied and i lost some really ingenious names that i came up with (Japanese-little-kid-cartoon enjoyer) and some substandard, immature insults dave threw back which all involved the word 'poo.' but for your enjoyment and general freakage, i will here transmit a preserved portion of the conversation. (i'm saki59, dave is CheesyGuy15.)
Cheesy Guy 15: dumbhead
saki59: carpetbagger
saki59: inadequate-elbows
Cheesy Guy 15: insignificant compared to a carpetbagger and also smells like pooer
saki59: Slinky ingester
Cheesy Guy 15: barf for hair nose disector
saki59: finger dipper in gravy and lick off-er
Cheesy Guy 15: dude, thats not an insult
saki59: it is when it's insect brain gravy
Cheesy Guy 15: your the epitomy of being a unskilled carpet shampooer and greaser of engines
saki59: you can't spell epitome
Cheesy Guy 15: no, its a word that you haven't heard of
Cheesy Guy 15: give me a second and i'll get you the definition
saki59: don't think so, emptier of garbage cans for a living
Cheesy Guy 15: epitomy:noun. a 2nd class citizen who sniffs the elderly'
Cheesy Guy 15: oops
Cheesy Guy 15: i'm still finishing
saki59: i bet
saki59: floss reuser
Cheesy Guy 15: 's farts and is much worse at insulting than something. e.g. "your the epitomy of being an unskilled carpet shampooer and greaser of engines"
saki59: collector of possum spleens and young girl's doll clothing
Cheesy Guy 15: see how it fits you perfectly?
saki59: pretentious theatre attender
Cheesy Guy 15: oh
Cheesy Guy 15: yeah??!?!
Cheesy Guy 15: your nothing but a poop!
at this point, i had to leave, so the festivities were sadly ended. they went on for quite some time before this as well, but the good ones (as i said before) were lost. however, if any of you should feel you can trade punches in a more worthy manner, feel free to IM me sometime and give it a go. that includes you, dave, you giant squid-headed armpit hair stylist.
